Because We Crave Randomity.

Steven Gerrard in red tights. Wow. Just wow. *gawks*
Oh, this is bummer.
What is this?
Tottenham Hotspur can’t keep Liverpool from scoring another goal.
NEVER!
But it was purreettyy unexpected for Luis Garcia. I never expected the spaniard to score a goal, just when the extra time for the first half was kicking in, it was wonderously surprising!
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Alright.
John Krasinski, a rising star. (shot to fame: The Office.)
His role as Jim Halpert is a dopey, caring, humourous, prankster, and whose heart is forever stolen by Pam – though he’ll never admit it.
Evidential proof:
“Yeah. Which, don’t get me wrong, can be a really fun distraction, but, when it’s over, you’re left thinking about the [...]

The speared, charred chicken wing.
Well. 12 people. 2 pits. (one instant, the other… not instant.) 1 shelter. Reusable partyware. Food.
It’s a barbecue!
Ok.
Well, it’s a bit of a bummer that:

There was a poor response.
Basically, I suck in barbecuing.
I had partially charred the edge of my marshmallow on glowing orange-red charcoal, and set it in flames. Which, [...]

Now. Why would I fawn over these pictures?
Ah, well.
IF HE WASN’T TOO DAMN CUTE!

Oh hear ye hear ye! What do we have here?
A dashing John, in a deep baby-blueish shirt and a coat?
*BEAMS*
Seriously, his tight-pursed lips is to-die-for.
Seriously adorable haircut.
DON’T TRIM IT OFF.
Alright. Next!
Absolutely random photos of John.

Now now now, what do [...]

Ok. All I know is…
Arsenal’s Gilberto scored at the 19-th minute.
And with the help from livescore.com… ROBIN VAN PERSIE SCORED!!!
I can’t tell you how delighted I am to hear that he scored!
Well, though I’m a Liverpool fan.
Yeah.
But look.
He’s sexy.
So, with the exception of his hotness, yes.
I’m waiting for a fiery Cesc/Robin moment – as I [...]

Don’t these children look like those who would attend football matches or something?
THAT IS IT!
*headbutts Savage*
Oh my lord!
Those painstaking 5 minutes of extra time..
I was like, Steven Gerrard! Xabi Alonso! Dirk Kuyt!
KICK THAT BALL.
(Damn. What’s with Peter Crouch?)
Anyway, Danny Mccarthy was a bummer.
My dad told me that he wasn’t playing for the Arsenal versus Blackburn [...]

As quoted by Michael Scott.

As seen from A Benihana Christmas: Jim leafing through a fake CIA folder of Dwight. Well, in it was Dwight’s complilation of secrets (and other stuff). Ha! Ho ho ho Dwight.
Anyway.
I, stayed home all day!
(look what a fine young woman i’ve grown to. staying in for the holidays. [...]

I plan on creating an all Jim Halpert montage/wallpaper of all this various expressions.
I catch myself imitating Halpert-expressions.
I grin myself silly whenever I see his picture whatsoever.
I can’t wait to compose a fan-fiction of Jim Halpert myself.
I read up about him.
I can’t keep my mind of his rendition of ‘Lovefool’.
It kills me that I’m not [...]

WHOOO!!!
Johnny Depp’s numbero uno for this year’s top 25 stars!
(hope i got my spanish right.. or… yeah. i bet ‘uno’ is spanish.)
Anyhow, WHOOPIE!
He’s my favourite character actor, if you’re asking me.
I loveloveloved him in Edward Scissorhands and Charlie & The Chocolate Factory.
Not to mention Chocolat.
;D
Wow.
Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger is in the list too..
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I can’t tell you how happy I was when Last Christmas came on on Class 95 last night.
*SQUEALS*
What a pleasantly perfect Christmas Carol to fall asleep to..

Wow. I’m actually sick of people ranting – on tv.
Seriously, you got to shut it, to make my ratings.
(except for Michael Scott. he can rant all he want. ;D)
Other than that, it’s a BIG mistake to scream on screen.
Many a time, I’ve tuned in to that Channel 8 series at 5.30pm, and then, my ear [...]

KILLER BANANAS! AHH!
.. I say, MORE!
Yeah, what a bummer.
When they say people that are suckers for cheap, F-graded movies,
It’s me! *chirps while points two thumbs to self*
Yeah. I’m watching this really stupid Spiders flick, where ridiculously overgrown spiders reign the earth.
Or, a shopping mall.
Whatever.
I think this movie is about those spiders in a mall…
No. Wait.
*glances [...]

Wow.
My brother posted an introductory summary of The Office.
Eek. I think it’s time I fed you guys of some information of The Office now. I’ve been ranting and crapping about it all the time, and have not shared with you some of it’s goodness.
Alright.
It starts tomorrow then.

Till tomorrow, here’s from me to you, [...]

(You might want to save this baby Euis. This photo’s priceless. )
Ok. First of all, recaps.
Then, we are brought to see Lincoln getting whipped or something. But whatever it was, it was nothing pleasureable.
The poor chap! He was being whipped by an officer.
Well, apparently (and factly), he had punched an officer or CO, whatever [...]

Wow. I can’t believe that I’m staying up for the encore telecast of Amazing Race Asia.
(Ok.
Mental note: Wake up at 9 tomorrow morning to watch Project Runway..)
Alright. Tonight’s episode of Prison Break, was a KILLER.
Did I fail to mention how hard Michael fought to break that screwed down pipe that was fixed in the place [...]

Wow. I really really do enjoy this reality series.
So much that I can memerize the names of the judges.
You know, the usual.
Nina Garica, from Elle Magazine, Michael Kors, and Heidi  Klum.
Lol. Not to mention Tim Gunn.
“Make it work, make it work.”

Hell, it used to be Heidi constantly repeating, “One day, it’s either you’re [...]

If the message should not be legible from it’s tiny font:
*caution logo*
Never agree to play with plastic bags! May cause death or (in some cases) brain damage!
Wow. This is a pretty strong message.
So kids, if you ever, ever, ever, are pushed to the edge, and wish to eliminate your siblings, THINK AGAIN.
Seriously.

It turns out that Cesc watches Desperate Housewifes.
Wow.
I wonder if John watches that too.

Well, all I know is that John watches Project Runway. Because in his latest interview at The Ellen Degeneres Show, he was talking about the stress level on the show, and he impersonated designers on a verge of a nervous [...]

Well, I’ve made progress.
2 accomplished questions, and a passage read. All chinese.
Bravo.
I mean, come on. Tell me that ‘chinese’ doesn’t just sizzle your brain cells? It’s hell!
Yet, there’s really no point in me repeating it. So, I’m just going to say that I’ll be planning my time from now – 11.35pm.
One: I’ll finish up the [...]

Can
You Open My Safe?

1st
Number:

The number of letters to John’s last name.

2nd
Number:

John’s birthday date.

3rd
Number:

John’s age. (as to date.)

Enter
Combination:

1st
Number

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